Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Giving Kaylie a shot

OK, so I am the best big brother ever! Kaylie was crying the other day and I was right in the middle of playing doctor. I know how to fix her, I will put this large plastic shot in her mouth and push it to the back of her throat...that will make her stop. Mom got so mad at me and sent me to the time out chair. WHATEVER mom!! It made her stop crying. Sometimes that women just over reacts. How am I supposed to practice giving shots and being a doctor if I can't give my own sister a shot.

This house has become a small zoo. Kaylie and Jase are smiling now and people go ga ga over it. I smile all the time and get nothing. I do get great reaction when I say my colors in Spanish or sing at a very loud volume. (I tend to do the second one a lot) Mom is not as tired lately because Kaylie sleeps all night and Jase only gets up one time. I like her better when she is not tired. She can at least play with me a little. That is between the bottles and diapers. She changes those kids all the time. I decided I will go in the big potty. Its way better. I keep telling mom to put them on the big potty too but she says they are to little. Don't get it, one day she is saying "you are getting so big jase" and then she is telling me they are to little. I am still trying to get them to walk and talk. They just lay around these days and cry, eat, poop and sleep. At least I can throw the football.

I love school, it gets me out of the crazy zoo and I get to see all my new friends. That is the best part of school. Mom asks me every time I come home, "what was the best part of your day?" I tell her, "playing with my new friends." You think she would stop asking that same question because I always say the same thing. I just wish there were girls in my class. There was this girl in hobby lobby and I was flirting with her and trying to get my mom to go and walk by her. She did flirt back and I did get a hug. Mom tells me I can't just hug people but I told mom that she was soooo cute. Mom just smiled.

We got pumpkins yesterday and I can't wait to paint mine. We are going to go trick or treating on Saturday and I am going to be scooby doo. I look cute. I will put pics up when mom has some time to give them to me. Not much is going on. Just being a big brother and trying to help mom. That's about it.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Forever!

Sorry it has been forever since I wrote, I have been a very busy boy. I now have a brother and a sister to take care of as well as a tired mommy and daddy. Things have been crazy! I have been to the Dallas zoo and sometimes I think that this is very similar. Not only have a been busy being a big brother but I have started a new job...preschool. I don't get paid very much just a dumb dumb every Monday, Wednesday, Friday after nap but the job is good. I have lots of new friends and I have learned a lot. I also have joined a new club called the potty club. Going in my diaper is so old school, I now have tons of underwear with peoples faces all over them. I have Deagio, elmo, cookie monster and dinosaurs (those are my fav!) I wanted Dora but moms says those are for girls...WHATEVER...I love that show and I would totally sport them if she would buy me some. I wonder if walmart takes dumb dumbs?

Sister and Brother are getting big. He still can't play football with me but mom says he will someday. They had their two month apointments yesterday and they are doing great. Sister weighed at a little over 7 pounds and brother was a little over 8. Mom told me the exact number but it is 3:30 am and I don't really remember. They are growing strong. Mom was upset yesterday because she was trying to put sister in a dumb dress and it was so big for her. She said it was a newborn dress. I don't know why she would make her wear the dress any ways, she was crying the whole time she was trying to put it on. Mom and dad are trying to get them to smile but they just look at them like they are crazy. Sister got her tounge cliped at the dr yesterday, they said she was tounge tied. I never saw her tounge tide up but I guess it was. How gross. She can eat better now and she is not spitting up all over the place all the time. Talk about nasty. She barffed all the time! GROSS!!! She never EVER makes it to the toliet and mom does not get mad. I don't get it, I can't just barff anywear, they allways want me to go to the toliet.

Mom took all three of us to the grocery store and I think I found out we are famouse. I think I am one of the kids on that show mommy used to watch (when she had time) on John and Kate Plus Eight. Everyone was looking at us and asking if they could help mommy. I think I even saw someone take a picture. No, just kidding but everyone was looking at mommy like she was losing her mind. She might be but I never tell her that and I think it is not nice to look at her like she needs to be put away. She was pushing the twins in the stroller and pulling the grocery cart and I was walking with her. She kept telling me, "Stay by me, stay by me." Where does she think I was going to go? I just wanted to look and touch everything and put cool stuff int he cart like candy, bacon, and cheese. What is the big deal!!?? At Kroger they have the fruit stacked up really high and I just wanted the one on the bottom it was the biggest. They did not fall but she still made her head spin around. That was fun to see, I tried it again with the big stack of paper towels but that was not as fun to watch because she put me in the cart she was pulling and made me hold the cereal. At least I got to sit in the big part.

Well, I am tired and I have to go to bed. Everyone have a great night