Its over

Its all over! I have no control over my toys any more!!! Kaylie and Jase are all over the place. They are crawling, pulling up, cruising the couch...its nuts. Mom is all over the house chasing them and I can't even play with my cars in the living room any more. I got kicked out and sent to the playroom. I can't even eat in the living room because they climb up on the couch and try and eat my food. Its not my fault that mom will only feed them that nasty mushy stuff. I am three years old now I should be able to eat in the living room! Mom says that things will change soon and the babies will be able to eat some real food and I will be able to eat in the living room again. When...I have no idea, maybe when I am five.

My mom has started taking me to the libary again and that is soooo fun. I get to play computer games and read books and play in the big dog house that they have, its cool. Not much is going on here. School is almost out and I get to go to the pool. I can't wait. I will miss all my friends at school but mom says that she will set up play dates with them. That sounds great!!! Well, its nap time and I have to go to sleep. We are going to play soccor after nap!! HAY! I love soccor.

Crazy!

So "my babies" are all over the place. They are crawling and trying to get to all my toys. Kaylie and Jase eat everything that is on the floor and I can't even have my snack on my snack blanket because Kaylie tries to get them. They are pulling up on the couch and they try to get me. Jase sucks on my leg and tries to eat my shoes. They are a big mess. My Great Grandma is sick and she is about to go to heaven so my mom is a little sad. We planted flowers today and I took mom to the park and that made her feel better. We even went to the park that has the swings!! It was fun.

Point it down!!

Ok, so I have a quick second to write but I have to tell you all what my mom did today. She was using the bathroom and like any good mom left the door open so she could see all of us kids in the living room. I walked into the bathroom to talk to her and she was not pointing it down. I yelled at her and said, "MOM! Quick, point it down!" She just looked at me and started to laugh. She always tells me to point it down when I go pee. I did not want her to pee on the floor. I was just trying to help!

I'm Back!!

So sorry it has been so long. I did not think anyone looked at my blog. The babies are almost seven months old now and my mom still has not found her mind. The babies are sitting up and Kaylie is trying so hard to crawl. They are a little over 14 pounds. They love to cry and laugh and eat. That is about it. They are starting to get into my toys so mom always makes me pick up my stuff. I can't even leave my snack bowl on the floor any more. I totally love my school and I learn new stuff every day. I know my ABC's my colors, shapes and I can count to 15. I love going to gymnastics and playing with my friends. I totally use the big boy potty now and I have the coolest undies. They are spiderman and they even have a pocket in the front! I was so excited when I found that out. I put them on in the bathroom and ran out to show mom. I said, "look mom, a pocket!" I had my hand in the pocket and everything. The weird thing is that it only has one. Not sure about that. I am about to be three and I am having a basketball party at a gym. It is going to be sooooo cool. I can't wait! All of my school friends are going to be there and so are my two girl friends. I can't wait! I am asking mom and dad for a bike. I hope I get one! They took me to Toys R Us and had me ride around on it. I rode all around the store. It was so cool. They said if I was really good then I might get one for my birthday. I have been really good. Well, I am trying. I did get put in time-out when I took Jase's arm and drug him across the living room floor. He was not crying so I thought he liked it. I also got in time-out when I rolled him over and over and over. I thought he wanted to play steem roller. I was wrong. He started crying a lot and I had to go to the time-out chair. Other then that I have been good. Ok so I did think that Kaylie could play basketball, its not my fault she did not catch it. Well, I am going to have some girl scout cookies!! Write more later!! I will do better at writing now that I know someone reads it!

Taking 4-ever!!!!!!!!!!

It takes forever to go anywhere these days. Mom starts to get ready to take me to gymnastics at 10 and it does not even start till 11. We are trying to put up our tree and we get some branches on and the twins need to eat. We get lights on and they need a new diaper. Don't get me wrong, they are cool and all when they are not crying, pooping, peeing, and taking ALL the attention. We went to Walmart yesterday and people were stopping us telling mommy how cute they are. I mean really, I am cute too! I can do lots of trick. I can even do a front roll all by my self. Mom and Dad still give me lots of attention when they can. I know it has to be hard on them. Mom even can paint with me and feed two babies all at the same time. Any ways...I am still in school but I have been missing a lot because I still get ear infections. I think I may have to have tubes again. Stink a roo! Jase has to have surgery on his belly and mom and dad are taking him to the dr today. Mom said they will fix his big belly botton. I get to go to a party tomorrow with mommy and daddy. I can't wait. Santa will be there!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to ask him for lots of toys and maybe a bike. I rode a bike all around toys r us and it was so fun!

Three months and taking over!

Kaylie and Jase are now three months old and they are taking over everything. Swings, bouncers, those crazy moon shaped pillows (yes, mom has two), burp rags, blankets...there stuff is every where! Mom has moved most of my toys up stairs. She is working on making my playroom really cool. I have a new tent that she set up in there for me and my basketball hoop. She raised it up to five feet and I can totally make my shots. I can even take the ball between my legs, around my back, around my head and then dribble and shoot and make it! I am soooo tool. Yes, I can't say cool so I say tool. Mom and dad always laugh, they think it is so funny. I am trying to say it but it just comes out tool. I learned a knew word not to long ago and it always gets me LOTS of attention. Ready..DAMIT! Isn't that funny. I would say it all the time and I can even stomp my feet and jump up and down while I am saying that word. Cool Huh? I even made a short song out of it. Well, I got a talking to from dad and he said that I need to say shoot a monkey. That does not get me the same attention but they always say they are happy that I am saying that. NEways, the other day dad said shucks and I asked him what that meant, he said it meant shoot a monkey. I told him he was wrong and that shoot a monkey meant damit. Dad sometimes gets things mixed up. Any ways, he started laughing and said I was so smart. I know i said.

Well, the twins are rolling from their belly's to their backs and cooing and smiling like crazy. They get so much attention. I get tons of attention too because I am so cute. At least that is what everyone tells me all the time. Mom works really hard to make sure she plays with me a lot. I know she feels bad when she can't give me all the attention I need. Its cool though because I get to watch Dora almost every time she changes a diaper! And the poop and pee a lot!! I go in big kid underwear now so that is great for mom. Well, things are good her...school is good, babies are good, and I have a really cute girlfriend at school and she is good. I will write more later!!

Giving Kaylie a shot

OK, so I am the best big brother ever! Kaylie was crying the other day and I was right in the middle of playing doctor. I know how to fix her, I will put this large plastic shot in her mouth and push it to the back of her throat...that will make her stop. Mom got so mad at me and sent me to the time out chair. WHATEVER mom!! It made her stop crying. Sometimes that women just over reacts. How am I supposed to practice giving shots and being a doctor if I can't give my own sister a shot.

This house has become a small zoo. Kaylie and Jase are smiling now and people go ga ga over it. I smile all the time and get nothing. I do get great reaction when I say my colors in Spanish or sing at a very loud volume. (I tend to do the second one a lot) Mom is not as tired lately because Kaylie sleeps all night and Jase only gets up one time. I like her better when she is not tired. She can at least play with me a little. That is between the bottles and diapers. She changes those kids all the time. I decided I will go in the big potty. Its way better. I keep telling mom to put them on the big potty too but she says they are to little. Don't get it, one day she is saying "you are getting so big jase" and then she is telling me they are to little. I am still trying to get them to walk and talk. They just lay around these days and cry, eat, poop and sleep. At least I can throw the football.

I love school, it gets me out of the crazy zoo and I get to see all my new friends. That is the best part of school. Mom asks me every time I come home, "what was the best part of your day?" I tell her, "playing with my new friends." You think she would stop asking that same question because I always say the same thing. I just wish there were girls in my class. There was this girl in hobby lobby and I was flirting with her and trying to get my mom to go and walk by her. She did flirt back and I did get a hug. Mom tells me I can't just hug people but I told mom that she was soooo cute. Mom just smiled.

We got pumpkins yesterday and I can't wait to paint mine. We are going to go trick or treating on Saturday and I am going to be scooby doo. I look cute. I will put pics up when mom has some time to give them to me. Not much is going on. Just being a big brother and trying to help mom. That's about it.